milk was good but I’m getting tired of it, I wish they’d expand the universe somehow

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Milk

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Milk was a nutritious liquid produced and secreted by the females of certain species. While milk was typically white, the rest of this sentence shouldn't show up on your screen I hope, hello to screen reader users.

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Microsoft Dings

👓 🕗 🖲 🕴️ 🕯 💧

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Feeling luppy-go-luppy, or, what on earth did that guy mean in Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)

You may be familiar, even if merely by reputation, with Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), a colossal disaster of a game which has been much dissected over the years.

If you’re not familiar, you may have missed the true champion of Sonic 2006, Middle-aged Man:

A man in a grey shirt and black, backwards baseball cap says “I’ve combined happy and lucky into one word! Luppy!”


This man has some degree of notoriety as a pure distillation of the baffling state of the game. Sure, the Havok-powered physics they were all too eager to implement are janky and seemingly bring the game’s performance level to unreasonable depths. Certainly, the level designs are unpolished, and the gimmicks feel rushed. Yes, the story kind of strings things together but not in a way that feels ultimately satisfactory.

But here, in the town of Soleanna, we have Middle-aged Man. And he is not interested in the struggles against existential threats to the very world he lives on. He is thinking about language. He is experimenting.

For my part, I always sort of gave this guy the benefit of the doubt. Surely, I thought to myself, surely this is just an awkward translation. Surely in Japanese this guy is making a better, clearer joke. Surely this is just the localisers trying their best. It can’t be helped.

Later in the game, he does it again. Not content to merge two existing English words, he’s now merging the word he made up with itself. “Luppyluppy” is born.

A man in a grey shirt and black, backwards baseball cap says “I’ve combined luppy and luppy into one word! Luppyluppy!”

Maddening. Once more Middle-aged Man has confounded us. This sentence surely cannot be any more than a localiser struggling and giving up with whatever fit. Right?

Well, after wondering for this long I finally decided to look into it.

I have some bad news.

A man in a grey shirt and black, backwards baseball cap says “「ラッキー」と「ハッピー」 を合わせて、「ラッピー」!”, or, “‘Happy’ and ‘lucky’ combine to make ‘luppy’!”

There it is, 「ラッピー」 is real. Luppyluppy is likewise directly brought over from the Japanese version:

A man in a grey shirt and black, backwards baseball cap says “「ラッピー」と「ラッピー」 を合わせて、「ラッピラッピー」!”, or, “‘Luppy’ and ‘luppy’ combine to make ‘luppyluppy’!”

this picture was much harder to find, shoutout to @dog for getting the goods 💜

The Japanese version doesn’t have some secret better joke. This is about as close to a literal translation as you can get. Luppy, 「ラッピー」 is exactly what the original writers intended. As is luppyluppy, or 「ラッピラッピー」.


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Ticky
I'm using motion controls!

Background: Image of the Blue Marble 2002, NASA. Processed by prechoster.

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list-style-type: deathnote (デスノート)

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credits & a peek behind the curtain below the jump (play before you peek!)

also this doesn’t work on some mobile browsers, sorry!

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Credits

How the fuck?

Responsive SVGs, my friend! The resizable element’s background image is an SVG which contains a media query which hides all of its contents unless it’s displayed at the full size, which means it’s completely transparent until you resize it to be plugged all the way in! I also centered the element which resizes, which I thought would be cool but actually made my job harder (I had to do some calculations to make the cable work properly) EDIT: I later undid this!

I really, really wanted to do something with click-and-drag whose “result” wound up displaying in full once complete; drag-to-unveil from my previous interactable wasn’t enough

Changelog

  • fixed rendering in Mozilla Firefox - apparently it doesn’t like it if you make the root element of an SVG background-image display: none and just makes it entirely white, weird!
  • fixed rendering in Safari - apparently the changes necessary to make Firefox work broke Safari! so a happy medium was found
  • swapped out base background image PNG for an SVG, as it winds up both smaller in byte size and scales, both up and down, better
  • un-centered the resizable div, improving the experience on Firefox (previously you had to drag the cursor twice as far as the div would actually stretch!) and removing the need for the weird calc-based sizing for the dynamic portion of the cable

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well done, rt if this made u think

drag here to save husbnad from problems clown
if ur on a phone pls pray instead


Changelog

  • added #interactable tag
  • resized to fit minimum desktop post width
  • made grab handle indicator not change size

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